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Posted - 2011.05.19 17:13:00 -
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So for the last few weeks some of you might have seen me in H-W trying to boost NC morale while fishing for kills at the 12-4 jump bridge well stocked ship pooląą.note my Nyx killą.
While chatting with the folks in local, and private convos, I noted are the following:
NC morale has never been lower. I mean even discussions with their top Alliance leaders show serious cracks in the what use to be an impenetrable wall of BFF spam.
NC FCĘs seem convinced that throwing hundreds of ships into the NC.PL ship chipper is somehow going to break it or grind it to a halt... I thought if you kept feeding a wolves they will always come back to the same spot for more? I think this eventually attracts bears from what I rememberąąąą.
NC CEOĘs have been positioning ōGolden Parachuteö package for themselves (assets & isk) so that they will have better chances of being accepted to the new Alliances they are in discussions with such as PL, Raiden, and many of the Southern Alliancesą.
TESTGoonDot has shown up in rifters and a few other easily ganked ships but it seems that even they have given into the fact that NC is on the verge of a complete collapse. In speaking with a few goons, it seems they are looking to the future where they can pick and chose from pilots fleeing the sinking NC ship and eventually take back a few Tech moons they lost.
Last thing:
I get many evemails from pilots that want to come bomb with me or have bombing questions they need answeredąą. I am proud to announce that I am going to implement my first ever ōBombing Buddyö mentoring program. Over the next week or so I will be accepting applications to the program from which I will chose only one to come out to 0.0 and join my Safarią
Evemail Application should contain the following information:
1.Why you want to come out to 0.0 and hunt NC/TESTGoonDots with me. 2.What bomber you fly. 3.What exact TZ hours you fly in mostly. 4.How old you are, if your male or female, and if your singleą
We will be spending a lot of time online together and I warn you all know that I have a very sexy voiceą..
Updates on the NC implosion to followąą..end transmission.. . Just Sayin..........
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Posted - 2011.05.20 02:51:00 -
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In speaking with many NC tonight in private convos I know have the results of what is ****ing most NC members off at this point.
The most common theme that comes up is:
NC has been there for TESTGoonDot for years and when NC needs them the most they are not responding. Mitts drew a line in the sand which DRF are not stepping over but instead are reaching over and beating the NC like a 2 dollar whoah using NC.PL to do it...
As NC takes this vicious beating infront of the entire EVE community, TESTGoonDot stands looking over saying, "Sorry, they have not stepped over that line yet"....
Question: When DRF finally do step over the line into Tribute, will there be anyone standing there to defend?.........or is it Mitts plan to then be able to say, "Well if you NC are not going to defend then we are not comming"......having successfully done what he said he would do......and never having had to bloddy the nose of his dear friend XDeath...
To be continued....... . Just Sayin..........
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Posted - 2011.05.20 11:55:00 -
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Kyle, I must say getting tossed out of Waffles was certainly one of my darkest days yet in EVE. Initially the reasons were somewhat vague but when the dust settled it was clear that the following 3 reasons surrounded my abrupt departure:
1.Bomber set ups ū The first thing I did upon entry to Waffles was to review all the posted bomber set ups on the PL forums. I thought my set-ups were a lot better and so I posted new Fleet fits defending my position vigorouslyąąąand in some cases I was probably too aggressive in my approach with those that fought me. Most agreed with my changes but at the end of the day the messenger always gets the ax.
2.Comms ū IĘm not one to stay quiet on comms if I see something I donĘt like. On more than one occasion I would be calling targets and Shadoo or Tobruk would pipe up and interrupt my flową..I canĘt have that in my fleets. To say that things got heated is an understatement and I donĘt regret making some people (you know who you are) cry at times and leave fleet.
3.Tattoos ū Most of the guys in Waffles pride themselves on the tats they have and itĘs not uncommon for fights to break out during discussion on where the PL logo should go on new recruits bodies. Rules state that the logo cannot be more than 3ö tall and cannot be anywhere that clothing will cover it up in the summer. In my excitement about being accepted into Waffles I misread the detail on the size of the logo and ended up with a 3Ę tall PL logo on my back with the legs wrapping around to the front and into my ōareaö. Despite the size of the tat, it canĘt be seen fully during the summer although the Logo head does peek out if I wear wife beaters instead of regular cut T-shirts.
There you have it! If there were any other reasons for me being tossed from the ranks of Waffles then I am not aware of them. If there are any Waffles out there that would like to step forward with their version then fine, but I am sticking to my version.
Btwąą.Imp, yes I will take your stuff. Just contract it to me in H-W and I will pick it up after the system fallsą.. .
Just Sayin..........
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Posted - 2011.05.21 03:28:00 -
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Originally by: Demonization Good attempt at trying to cause friction between the NC and Goons/TEST though. Doubt it'll work, but good try.
It's actually the truth. The DRF Coalition are basically camping the NC into Tribute and killing all thier Fleets and taking all thier Tech moons. By not going after SOV they are "Not crossing the line" and therefore Mitts can kick back and stay buds with xdeath....
Once the morale and infrastrcture has been broken down the DRF Coalition will just walk into Tribute without a fight...
Pretty smart plan there Mitts......and keeping all those GoonDots busy dangling the "war" carrot infront of them like this is pretty funny.. when this all blows over can you poast the chat logs where you and Xdeath planned all this... . Just Sayin..........
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Posted - 2011.05.23 16:12:00 -
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2 NC Titans Close to DIE!!!.........How delusional is it now? NC just lost 2 Titans right in the heart of Tribute and thereĘs not a TESTGoonDot to be seenąą
Funny thing is that Raiden and White Noise are still unpacking and hanging d****s in Gem/Vale. CanĘt wait to see how fast Tribute falls once they are ready to commit fullyąą
Btw keep jumping in those Badgers stuffed with good loot and I will keep killing them on the 12-4 Jump Bridge in H-Wą. . Just Sayin..........
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Minmatar Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2011.05.25 16:03:00 -
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So there I was braced at the D7 gate in H-W ready to make a mad dash to P-F so I could hurl my last bomb into one of the biggest GoonDot blobs of the Northern War so farą.
I had all my Intel channels pumping info on all cylinders as I watched for the ōgo signöą.. Rumor had it that GoonDot had brought over 100 in their Alpha Fleet and NC had another 200 at the readyąą This is going to be nothing short of epic!!
Channels go flat for a while and IĘm starting to get jitteryąą..are the NC going to stand down again!! Have they dragged GoonDOT all this way again for nothing!! Suddenly I get a convo from one of my ōsuppliersö in GoonDOTąąąhe floats me a audio file of their comms conversation starring dabigredbloat where he tries to explain, to the hundreds of GoonDOT/NC pilots now hours deep in fleet, that they are not going to fight because PL has brought Intrepid Crossingą..
Instead dabigredbloat decides to have everyone jump into frigates so they can head up to Cobalt Edge (where IRC came from) and try and find some ratting carriers and suchą..
Why the NC agreed to let GoonDOT take over Command and Conctrol of the NC defense of the North is just stunningą..
Honestly I think that LordDragonPMS is a much better FC than dabigredbloat will ever be and the NC should take back control of the defense of the Northą
Btw I have now received about 20 applications to my elite bombing school and will be deciding later next week when I have had time to reviewąą..
Just Sayin..........
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Posted - 2011.05.27 14:12:00 -
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So the massive regroup called by Yaay for this weekend is actually to evacuate assets out of the deep north down to low sec. Tech moons are falling, NC supers are dying, and Vuk has told everyone to gtfo while they still caną
NC is the Bernie Lomax of EVE at this pointąą..a rotting corpse propped up by a couple NC FCĘs pulling on the strings to make the arms flop around while they pack up and gtfoąąit was fun while the party lasted but Tech is getting low and itĘs time to move on..
Btw, I will be SBUĘing H-W this weekend so please convo me for access rights to the station after it falls. Btw, once I get the Tech moon that I was promised I will be looking for a few consistent buyers so hit me up in game with how much you need a week etc.. . Just Sayin..........
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Posted - 2011.05.27 21:14:00 -
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How is what I am saying inaccurate when I read:
Guys we are in worst shape everé thats evіdеnt to anyone with halfbrain, but its really simple - we have two choices:
1. Surrender and run like pussies 2. Give our best till the bitter end
And the fact that you are begging for Nulli to come up to save you is epic. "So here it is, we are going to the north to harass the DRF and friends, most specifically pos's (sometimes anchored on tech moons). " Really? They are going to come all the way across empire to shoot pos's for you? This will end well........... Nothing like watching a POS timer counting down knowing that as soon as you siege green the whole DRF is going to freight train your bum...
Your FC's have called it quits and GoonDOT now need to decide if defending you when DRF actually do cross the line is worth it since you are dying anyways. If they don't help you then it will keep Mitts and Xdeaths bromance alive and GoonDot empire safe once Tribute falls....
I'm just sayin that if your abandoning your FC's by placing your bets on GoonDot coming to save you when DRF cross the line then your worse than I thought.... . Just Sayin..........
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Minmatar Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2011.05.30 14:22:00 -
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As ADOPTs 0.0 Diplomat my time online tends to be pretty busy getting convo's from those we dec begging for us to stop... PB runs a great Alliance here and over the next few weeks, especially next week, the tears are going to be epic....
For me, I'm a solo artist as far as my bombing goes but have decided to take on and mentor 1 pilot whom I will notify this week.... Starting my own Alliance of all bomber pilots would be fun but nothing I would ever do could come close to how great Dirt Nap Squad is....
The fact that GoonDot are begging DRF for a NIP is no surprise. As Kalle and many others have said before, GoonDot has never accomplished anything on thier own and have always been dragged along like a giant sack of **** by the lead Alliance or just handed regions to live in when they forget to pay the bill on the multiple regions they were given by the NC in Delve II...
Besides, Mitts could not care any less about GoonDot now that he is riding out his CMS fame and trying to get more articles written about him. To keep his pilots out of trouble with DRF he gave just enough "help" to NC before DRF crossed into Tribute so he could do a "legit" retreat saying "you did not send enough pilots"...TEST is just about the most useless Alliance in EVE at this point and resetting NC instead of heading up there was what they were told to do by Mittani...
To be continued..... . Just Sayin..........
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Posted - 2011.05.31 21:52:00 -
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MM/RZ/GoonDot are currently getting their asses handed to them as they run around Tribute like headless chickens. All of EVE is watching your miserable performance and wonders how anyone will ever take you seriously againąą.
Carry onąąą.dying like noobsąą.. . Just Sayin..........
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